i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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