why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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