someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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