i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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