seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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