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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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