Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I showed him my bush... on skype.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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