I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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