No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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