WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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