Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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