So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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