I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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