this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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