I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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