I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
someone threw a dead crab at me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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