carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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