is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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