That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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