Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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