How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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