Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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