She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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