hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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