nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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