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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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