I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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