Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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