I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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