I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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