I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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