I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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