HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he puts the penis in happiness.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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