i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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