Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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