Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is Oprah even human
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
