Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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