it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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