woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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