We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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