i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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