How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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