Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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