I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need to sanitize my soul.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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