I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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