My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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