That's intense
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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