But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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