Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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