Will you blow on my dice?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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