these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
