sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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