playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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